You Know You Are No Longer In Law School IF...

1. The suit you wore to 1L oral arguments no longer zips. And it shouldn't, seeing as how working out is now a luxury and no longer a daily chore.

2. You no longer giggle when you read the phrase nunc pro tunc.

3. You downgraded your Netflix account for the first time in 4 years. Who has time to watch five movies a week anymore?

4. You have had one or more nightmares in which you missed a motion deadline.

5. You no longer know when minor holidays--like Labor Day--fall.

6. Happy Hour during the week is a distant memory.

7. You no longer check Facebook ten times a day.

8. It takes you fifteen more words than it did in law school to convey the same thought.

9. Lunch means an apple and a pack of cheese Nabs at your desk, and NEVER serves as a transition to Happy Hour--which in turn transitions into a fun night out.

10. That annoying person who can't stop yawning at the Club on Saturday night is YOU.